I Broke Up With Starbucks, I Think

The fact is I was never in love.  He was always a bit overwhelming, a little bitter even.  Sometimes he came on so strong, but often he was just lukewarm.  Not to mention that he's got that fancy side to him.

P.S.  We still go to Starbucks on Saturday mornings so we can get out of the housekeepers' way.  So sue me.